Don’t be shy, step right in! I’ve been waiting here for you for quite some time now…

Yes, take a seat. There you go.

 Please, make yourself comfortable. Take your shoes off. Put your feet up.

Can I fix you something to drink?

No?

Ok, then.

Perhaps you’d be interested in some lunch? A Hot Pocket, perhaps?

Still, no?

Weird.

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