Lately I've been stuck in the muck of the majority, and have subsequently found myself disgusted through and through.

Sure, indeed, and yes, my blog rises above the clutter—because quality rises like cream in coffee. And despite the daily diatribes I get via email to change things, the interface of my site is still as ugly as a Proboscis Monkey and the functionality still quite dysfunctional. Yet my readers return, again and again—with each month receiving significantly more traffic than the last—because it’s here that they find something that can’t be found elsewhere. It’s here, where, if I may use a cliché, it ain’t the same old cliché’.

But there's something I ought to have done which I have left undone--something, that is, of the uncustomary sorts.

So, in a few days—in all likelihood, Tuesday—I’m flipping everything around 180 degrees—which, I do believe, is still one half of a full rotation, is it not?

Sure, I could attempt a 360—I got the balls for it—but wouldn’t that just set me right back on my present path?

Wait. 

Now I’m confused...

You know what, screw it. The next time I make any use of a mathematical analogy you can bet your ass that it’s going to be in radians—which, after just looking it up, I now know that 180 degrees is some 3 dot something odd radians.
 
So, I can now say, proudly and with some degree of mathematical certainty, that come Tuesday, I’m flipping everything around some 3 dot something odd radians, and there isn’t jack crap that anyone can do about it.

The Snatch Monger is a device largely unlikeable and unwelcome, because it’s about as comfortable, I’d imagine, as a spell in a pillory. However, it eats fat and there is evidence to suggests that, when applied liberally, it may even toughen the heart muscle(!), so let us put the Snatch Monger to good use!

PS - I've been making promises that there are some big announcements on the way. And I promise that they're still coming. This includes the beastliest and damnedest product launch the Chronicles of Strength has ever seen!

PPS - There's still time to leave a comment HERE for your chance to win a signed copy of Living Paleo for Dummies. I encourage you to do so.

PPS - If you can guess what I'm rolling out on Tuesday in the comment section, I might give you a prize. CANCEL. I may give you a prize. May connotes a higher likelihood than might. I think.